The Ingredients
Apricots
Feta Cheese
Corn Flakes
Lavender Soda
Vanessa
I like old brown Ford trucks so this should be a piece of cake. Let me just go consult with this moose over here and see if he has any words of wisdom from the spruce trees.
Andrew
This should be interesting. I think I’ll grab a guitar and sing the song of my people – the Cave Dwelling Trolls that is. It should give me some insight about what to do.
The Recipe
Vanessa
So I made a nice pork chop reduction that should blend exquisitely with some of the crushed corn flakes. After I drink this lavender soda I’m gonna toss the apricots in the garbage and sprinkle some feta cheese on my head. That should wow the judges.
I call this dish the Glennallen Garbage Gastrointestinal Distress Bringer. I hope you like it.
Andrew
Looking at Vanessa’s dish, I’m getting really nervous because I was thinking about doing a pork chop reduction as well. Time to rethink my strategy. I look at the clock and realize I only have 12 hours left to get my dish done and plated. Then it hits me…
No seriously, Nathan just threw a wooden spoon at me and it really hurt. Why would he do that? Who throws a wooden spoon at someone.
I can’t do this, there’s just too much pressure.
Final Thoughts
Vanessa
I think I have this thing in the bag. Andrew’s dish isn’t even plated, he’s just laying in the corner in the fetal position and I think he’s crying.
Typical.
Andrew
I want my mommy…
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